never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
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FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
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I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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