Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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