Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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