wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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