Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
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Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
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As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor