Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
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And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
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My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.