Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.