butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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