there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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