...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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