don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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