Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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