The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
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The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
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Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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