I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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