how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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