I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
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Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
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i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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