Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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