he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
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We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
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we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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