This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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