well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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