Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
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he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
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Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize