so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
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Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
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Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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