i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
How external is "for external use only"?
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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