I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Where is the hickey?
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
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