Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
420 ftw
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
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I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
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I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
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