I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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