***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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