A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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