That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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