Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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