There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
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when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
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How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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