how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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