just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
