you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
