Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
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