Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
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He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
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if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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