Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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