Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
Randomize
