we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
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