I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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