Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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