omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
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In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
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So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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