Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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