"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
