I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
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Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
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That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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