he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
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