It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
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I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
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Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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