dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
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i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
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Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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