i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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