how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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