I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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