Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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