so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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