Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
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