i jhust puked up my retainher.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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